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Old Wisconsin Joke

Thu Jan 8, 2009, 11:47 PM
A wise, neckless man of Finnish descent once told this joke:

Q- Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?
A- Because it's not good enough to shit on.

Sorry if you're from Iowa.

  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: Heavy Mod from MOJO
  • Reading: Syllabi
  • Watching: The Breakfast Club
  • Playing: the gee-tar
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: H2O

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  • Current Residence: your mom
  • Interests: music, writing, sleeping, learning German
  • Favourite movie: Reality Bites
  • Favourite band or musician: The Ugly Rapunzels
  • Favourite genre of music: neo-pseudo-pre-progressive-feminist fairytale rock
  • Favourite artist: Andy Warhol
  • Favourite poet or writer: Sylvia Plath, Douglas Adams
  • Favourite photographer: Annie Liebowitz
  • Favourite style of art: Anna's
  • Shell of choice: the ones that you hold up to your ear and hear the ocean
  • Wallpaper of choice: carpet on the wall is pretty sweet
  • Skin of choice: my own
  • Favourite game: luck
  • Personal Quote: "I'm not mean, I'm just insensitive."

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:iconim-in-your-head:
hey im here tell John I said "happy be-lated Birthday!"

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:iconflat-foot-finn:
I will! (I totally forgot it was his birthday, so I made him a card a day late...oops!)

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:iconim-in-your-head:
haha you fruitcake!

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:iconlharmony:
the caveman???? what about the piniata?
:iconlenores-will:
bua! i lurve your... whooosit. whats it called again?... ahhhhh... YOUr signature! yeah... that. i liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike it!! prolly one of my favorite tori amos lyrics...

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:iconflat-foot-finn:
I loooooove Tori! The "Little Earthquakes" album is amazing!

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:iconlenores-will:
i know! its prolly my second favorite, next to the choirgirl hotel, and then third would be to venus and back, the first disk. but all of last year in 7th grade, i was obsessed with little earthquakes, and it was basically all i listened to, and i fell in love with preciouse things, but i wore it out so i have to give it a break... but ask anna about the little "castels are burning in my heart" thing, and shell have a cute story for you :)

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:iconim-in-your-head:
Hey Kate check you EMAIL!

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